Sunday, January 17, 2010

Whenever i go outside i get attacked by squirrels!?

I seriously can't go past squirrels ever! it is starting to really scare me =[ MY FRIENDS CALL ME POSSESED... I've tried everything to make them stop but whenever i see a squirrel it just runs at me and tried to bite my legs. HELP PLEASE!?!?!?!Whenever i go outside i get attacked by squirrels!?
Mossburg 410 ';Home Defender'; shotgun comes to mind as any squirrel that is attacking something many MANY times it's size and mass is likely to be infected with Rabies.





Squirrels are timid creatures and as such I doubt they would be attacking you unless they were ill for some reason.





Next time you see a squirrel coming after you, don't run, turn and look at it and throw your arms in the air and yell at it.





If it doesn't turn and flee and still attacks you, kill it. Steel-Toe boots might also be in order.Whenever i go outside i get attacked by squirrels!?
get some treats, they like anything, expecially cheetos, throw them so food, let them know your not a bad person and you dont want to hurt them, you just want to be left alone,
Just get a little tree switch and smack them. Don't be afraid of them. Fight them all!
If squirrels always try to bite you, it must be...





...wait for it....





...it must be because you are nuts!
WOW okay umm


try a pellet gun, bat , steel toe boots pants, or a dog
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